Who the hell is Queen Victoria anyway?

Um. Long live the queen?

During our drive this morning my 13-year old daughter, Samantha, and I realized that there’s a long weekend come up: Victoria Day weekend (yayyy to that!). Despite our delight, the conversation that followed demonstrates the level of cynicism my kids have to endure. Samantha: “What’s Victoria Day?” Me: “I don’t know. Something about a queen.” [...]

Yes, Virginia, there IS a difference between boys and girls

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Before earning my black belt in raising kids, I naively believed that the difference between boys and girls was a conveniently made-up myth. After all, I rationalized, how could such a small part of the male anatomy dictate such a big difference between the behaviour of children? Men, I could accept (if not understand) but [...]

There’s just no fooling the kids anymore

Now that my kids know about my disability . . .

Once upon a very long time ago, my children believed that I was a gourmet chef and we lived happily ever after. But that’s when they were young and naive and also believed in the tooth fairy. Things are different today. As it turns out, wisdom really does come with age. With two of my [...]

Putting “classy” back into eating ribs

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There’s nothing like a little one-on-one time with your kids. And yesterday I got to do just that with Samantha, my 13-year old daughter. First we went shopping for a few unmentionables (no seriously – I’m not allowed to mention what we were shopping for), then we decided to stop for a bite to eat. [...]

Guess what year my son was born

Because people of all ages love Lucy. Even those born in 1998.

Son: Why does the TV look like that? Me: Because once upon a long time ago, TV shows were in black and white only. They didn’t have the technology to show colour. Son: Oh, you mean like 1998? Me: Yes. Exactly like 1998.

Laundry. It’s what you do when you realize that it’s Monday.

Just like a sea shell. Only not as comforting.

Is it just me or are weekends made out of this big abyss of a time warp? One minute you’re thinking, “Yayyy, it’s the weekend! And I’m going to . . . Get. So. Much. Done.” And the next minute you’re realizing that it’s Monday and you’ve done NOTHING. Following are a few questions that [...]

Role reversal. It’s a natural phenomenon. Apparently.

So MUCH to look forward to.

A few weeks after the world was supposed to end, Jonathan decided to celebrate the continuation of humankind by going snowboarding. Only he ended up commemorating his mortality by breaking his arm. (True story. And you can read about it here.) While we were in the hospital waiting room (the size of a cattle holding [...]

Walk a mile in my shoes. Better yet, drink some of my wine.

Walk a mile in my shoes

If you read Friday’s post about the bitter-sweet taste of birthday cake, you know that Greg and I ended last week by celebrating my birthday. I’m going to stop now to say something quick to my kids: STOP READING AND GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING. To the rest of you . . . I [...]

No pain, no gain. Unless if your arm is broken.

My son: the strong, silent type. He’s also the DON’T PUT MY FACE ON THE INTERNET type.

Last Saturday Jonathan, my 14-year old son, broke his arm while snowboarding. Now as terrible as that sounds, I have to say that he was quite the trooper. Although women have been proven to be better with pain than men (with all the hype around giving birth, etc.), I personally don’t know if I would [...]

This week’s Friday Funny is brought to you by . . . Top 3 single mom survival tips

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I come from a long line of single moms. My mother was a single mom. Her mother was a single mom. So like the blue bloods of monarchy, I boast a three-generation pedigree of single mom genes. All that to say that I’m an expert in my field. And since I know only too well [...]